hightimeswithhiddles

hightimeswithhiddles:

hiddleshoneybunny:

Don’t think this tune will make it to the movie sound track but it is frikin awesome! ” If the wife and I are fusin brother that’s our right cause me and that sweet woman got a license to fight” The more I discover his music the more I come to realize he wrote some great songs! Even tho his music is recognized as country/folk, a lot of his songs have a very definite “gut bucket blues” influence.

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CATCHY!!!!

Girl when I heard this song I was rolling! lol! I was envisioning a “Ma Raney” type sister singing this in a juke joint in the south during the 20s!

laterovaries

laterovaries:

hiddleshoneybunny:

kinky-fiction-vixen:

laterovaries:

For any of my followers who legally carry…I highly recommend this bra holster. I have difficulty concealing at my hip, especially with form-fitting t-shirts…and I’m not comfortable drawing from my back with the holsters I’ve tried so far. The Flashbang is completely undetectable with my .380, and easily accessed. It works with just about any bra, and from what I have read, it works with just about any bust size too.

Nice! That’s brilliant.

P.S. I want one.

Damn! “you lookin at my tits bruh? I got somethin fo yo ass”!

Interesting side note
hiddleshoneybunny
, my gun gives me better cleavage than most push-up bras… ;)

Hmmm..? may have to add this to my lingerie collection..

kinky-fiction-vixen

kinky-fiction-vixen:

laterovaries:

For any of my followers who legally carry…I highly recommend this bra holster. I have difficulty concealing at my hip, especially with form-fitting t-shirts…and I’m not comfortable drawing from my back with the holsters I’ve tried so far. The Flashbang is completely undetectable with my .380, and easily accessed. It works with just about any bra, and from what I have read, it works with just about any bust size too.

Nice! That’s brilliant.

P.S. I want one.

Damn! “you lookin at my tits bruh? I got somethin fo yo ass”!

ophelia-tagloff

ophelia-tagloff:

lokiwholockfactory:

sarabeth72:

captain-krazy:

icybluepenguin:

misledghost:

beanup:

spooky-action-at-a-distance:

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Tom Hiddleston for Jaguar (Richard II. Act 2, scene I)

limegreenandloki Even when you close your eyes he is there to fuck you XD

the growl when he says realm *cries whilst doing the sign of the cross*

Well, fuck.  That’s just not fair.  Seriously, aren’t there rules here?  Can I bring him up on charges?

Annnnnnnd there go my panties!

When he says, “This realm…”

ophelia-tagloff smittentomkitten

I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

there goes my last good pair of knickers.

Don’t think this tune will make it to the movie sound track but it is frikin awesome! ” If the wife and I are fusin brother that’s our right cause me and that sweet woman got a license to fight” The more I discover his music the more I come to realize he wrote some great songs! Even tho his music is recognized as country/folk, a lot of his songs have a very definite “gut bucket blues” influence.

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laterovaries

Anonymous asked:

Can we just start talking about Tom's scar on his right side of his upper lip? You can clearly see it on some pics when he is clean shaven. I feel like we must have a good old discussion about this.

lokiwholockfactory answered:

Ah yes, that scar.

I think it has been noticed a dozen times before. Some speculate that it must be a childhood scar. I don’t think its very recent.

But I honestly have no idea.

But if you want to speculate that its a sex-game scar, go ahead, rattle my imagination just for this discussion.

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smittentomkitten ophelia-tagloff Any suggestions?

laterovaries:

littlejenner:

ophelia-tagloff:

ladyaltheasharpe:

ophelia-tagloff:

ophelia-tagloff:

I have suggestions.

Tom caught a stiletto heel in the lip while gripping his love by the ankle to spread her legs.

Tom got his gag removed a little too roughly, resulting in a small cut that scarred.

Lip-biting that got too physical.

Lip caught in a zipper.

Especially active cunnilingus.

Shower-sex accident.

Sex swing wasn’t mounted properly.

Was wearing high heels for genderplay and slipped.

Head butt during doggy/anal.

Fell off giant jello mold at sploshing party.

Pole dancing mishap.

Mud wrestling.

Tickle-fight-elbow-to-the-face.

All of these sound super fun.. the activities not the injuries are viable explanations.

Although, it’s likely a childhood scar from falling down while roller skating or some shit.

smittentomkitten

I think knife play gone wrong is missing ;-)

You’re right. Me, of all people, forgot that. I am ashamed.

Knife play gone wrong. Headcanon accepted.

I am buying in to the knife-play theory myself… Tag me when the full story comes to light

KNIIIIIIIIIIVES….

Well yah know he used to play rugby, so I’m guessing there’s a pretty good chance that’s how he got it, although I’m liking the sound of stilettos and knives…

ophelia-tagloff

ophelia-tagloff:

hiddleshoneybunny:

This is a real work out based on some of the moves Tom used to help get him buff for the Coriolanus run. These ARE NOT my gifs and credit goes to all the talented bloggers who created them Thanks!

First warm up with 3 to 5 minutes of jump rope, if you don’t have one jumping jacks will…

So you’re saying that if I do this and then subsequently find myself playfully wrestling Tom Hiddleston, I may be able to successfully pin him to the ground?

That’s not what you’re saying?

Oh.

That’s exactly what I’m saying (wink) babe is 6’2’ I’m trying to give y’all an edge!

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